Archive for December, 2008

Free Range Kids

I wrote about the Adam Walsh case a while back and wondered if that awful case was what pushed society down the ‘ole “slippery slope” to our present “protection at all costs” attitude towards our children.  In response I found the Free Range Kids site.  They explain their attitude as follows:

We do NOT believe that every time school age children go outside, they need a security detail. Most of us grew up Free Range and lived to tell the tale. Our kids deserve no less. This site dedicated to sane parenting.

Yep, I was raised free range.  Rode in the back of pickup trucks, didn’t wear a bike helmet, the whole deal.  While I try to treat my kids they same, I don’t have the total peace of mind the free rangers have.  Hats off to them.  Check ‘em out here.

Artur Davis- Delusional?

Artur Davis is telling the world he is going to run for Governor of Alabama in 2010.  The Birmingham News reports:   “. . . he plans an announcement in early February, after which he will “travel the state for several days and take my case to the voters of Alabama.”"

artur_davis_podium_sm Meanwhile, the Montgomery Advertiser has this to say about Representative Davis:

On Wednesday, he outlined a scenario for the governor’s race.

“I think there are going to be eight or nine of us who are going to be getting in the governor’s race. And I think the eight or nine of us will be making announcements between January and March,” he told reporters.

As for himself, he said, “I am going to save the formal announcement until early February.”

Okay, I will say it.  Artur, I like you, but man you are delusional if you think you can be Governor of Alabama.  I like your speeches, you are pretty cool, but you-can’t-win-a-gubernatorial-race-in-Alabama.  There.  I said it.

Look, Harold Ford, a guy with more charisma and more electable, could not win in Tennessee, you can’t win in Alabama.

Geez!  Barack Obama, a man widely reported to wear pajamas with a large “S” on them under his suit and able to leap buildings with a single bound, could only muster 39% of the vote in Alabama.  What makes you think you can do better?

And don’t tell me Race doesn’t matter anymore.  This is Alabama.  Race is gonna matter for some time.  Sorry.  Truth hurts.

Artur, if you run, you are going to be beat.  And beat bad.  And it won’t just be you, every Democrat in Alabama is gonna take a beatdown too.  Do you really want to be known as the guy who screwed the pooch for the Democratic Party in Alabama?

Or do we need to get you on this show?

When Did the Era of the “Helicopter Parent” Begin

Was reading this story about the discovery of Adam Walsh’s killer.  Awful. Terrible.  I really don’t have the words and I can’t begin to imagine the pain this has caused the Walsh family.

This quote stuck out:

For all that went wrong in the probe, the case contributed to massive advances in police searches for missing youngsters and a notable shift in the view parents and children hold of the world.

Maybe this is when we first started keeping kids inside and never letting them out of our sight.  Was this the beginning of the “Helicopter Parent” and the trend towards overprotection?  I don’t know, in 1981 I was in college and had no idea I’d ever have kids.

Man Protesting in Dothan Outside Cochran, Cherry, Givens and Smith

From the Dothan Eagle:

By Jim Cook

Published: December 8, 2008

A man protesting outside the Cochran, Cherry, Givens and Smith law firm in downtown Dothan on Monday says his ultimate goal is to be on “Oprah.”

“The reason I want to get on ‘Oprah’ is because when Mr. Cochran was alive he was on her show and he was talking about how he started this firm for the little man,” Mobile resident Clemzo Gildersleeve said. “…In my opinion, the Cochran firm don’t even deserve to be in business.”

Gildersleeve spent several hours Monday morning outside the law firm, protesting what he described as unsatisfactory performance by a lawyer for the firm’s Mobile office on an insurance lawsuit.

In 2004, Gildersleeve’s daughter was rear-ended in an automobile accident. Gildersleeve sought compensation from the other driver’s insurer, Allstate, and was offered a payment he felt was unacceptable. Gildersleeve hired Cochran, Cherry, Givens and Smith attorney Jerome Carter and sued Allstate.

Allstate later offered a settlement in the case, and Gildersleeve says his attorney asked him to accept it. Gildersleeve said he felt the settlement was too low, and wanted to take the matter to court. Carter withdrew from the case and filed a lien against any future settlement Gildersleeve might receive to pay for his services.

On Friday, Allstate settled Gildersleeve’s case for an amount above the original settlement offer, but part of the settlement was diverted to the law firm to satisfy the lien. That deduction led to Gildersleeve’s protest.

Gildersleeve’s protest drew honks from some passersby and one even stopped to ask Gildersleeve if he knew that Johnnie Cochran was dead.

Sam Cherry, Cochran, Cherry, Givens and Smith senior partner, said Carter acted within the bounds of professional conduct in the case and that seeking liens against judgments in cases where the attorney withdraws is standard practice.

Cherry said he doubts Gildersleeve will fulfill his dream of getting on Oprah Winfrey’s television program, but that the man had a Constitutional right to say his peace on Monday.

“The right to express yourself on a sidewalk about a matter of concern to you is your right,” Cherry said. “If you go down to the Dothan Eagle and apply for a job, and they didn’t give you a job, you could go outside with a placard saying that the Dothan Eagle isn’t fair to people applying for jobs. And he’s got the right to do that.”

Interesting article, but I bet the problem with Mr. Gildersleeve is the tortfeasor (the person causing the wreck) did not have enough money to cover the injuries to his daughter and to cover the property damage.  Allstate is known for having low limits on their policies and my guess is that is the problem here.

If  Mr. Gildersleeve’s daughter had, say $10,000.00 in medical bills, a low limit $25,000.00 policy would mean all she gets (assuming Allstate paid the limits of liability) is $6,666.00.

Formula: $25,000.00 x one-third attorney fee= $8,333.33.  So the final “in her pocket number would be: $25,000.00 minus $8,333.33 minus the medical bills of $10,000.00 would leave her $6,666.00, assuming there were no expenses.

Additionally, we now have “gap insurance” offered when you purchase a new car.  The reason we now have this “gap” insurance is because it is incredibly difficult to get an insurance company to pay fair value, including depreciation, for a wrecked car.  So the “gap” insurance fills the “gap” and if your car is wrecked by a third person at least you won’t be underwater on the load.

The bottom line is it is not the lawyers that are to blame, it is insurance practices and the very unfair personal injury calculus that is inherent in all car wreck cases.  The best explanation comes from the movie A Civil Action, written by Steven Zaillian, from the book by Jonathan Harr:

Jan Schlichtmann: It’s like this. A dead plaintiff is rarely worth as much as a living, severely maimed plaintiff. However, if it’s a long agonizing death as opposed to a quick drowning or car wreck, the value can rise considerably. A dead adult in his 20’s is generally worth less than one who is middle-aged, a dead woman less than a dead man, a single adult less than one who is married, black less than white, poor less than rich. The perfect victim is a while male professional, 40 years old, at the height of his earning power, struck down in his prime. And the most imperfect? Well, in the calculus of personal injury law, a dead child is worth the least of all…

By the way, Mr. Gildersleeve hints in the video he might have engaged in a bit of boxing with the lawyer.  This is generally a good reason to withdraw from a client’s case.

Also, at the end, he says Cochran, Cherry, Givens and Smith “shouldn’t be in business.”  I have to disagree.  In Dothan, Sam Cherry and Keith Givens have been fighting the good fight for injured Alabamians since 1983 as a firm.  They are good lawyers and do good for their clients.  I don’t agree with everything they do as far as marketing, but they are very skilled lawyers and the firm as a whole are likewise the best around.

Bonus points opportunity:  Read the comments section to the story.  It drifts away from Cochran, Cherry and this story pretty quick to cutting on attorney Rick Hollingsworth in Enterprise.  (Another pretty good guy.)

Rick is unfairly commented on and the rest is a train wreck.  Enjoy the stupidity.


10 Things I Didn’t Learn in Law School

A great post from “a public defender” blog:

But here are ten things it didn’t teach me:

  1. Nobody ever uses the phrase “black letter law“. Seriously. Lawyers who do use the phrase “black letter law” are usually laughed at by cliques of other lawyers. This is an invention of professors, I’m sure, meant to intimidate and harass poor first year students. Black letter law? Is that some Rules of Court book?
  2. That you will forever be haunted by names of cases, but not remember a damn thing about the case itself. Who here can tell me about Helicopteros or International Shoe or Pennoyer or Dudley and Stephens? (Okay, that last one is really cool – it’s about cannibalism). Wasn’t there a Vana White case?
  3. How to pick a jury.
  4. There is no box. Law school professors keep telling you to think outside the box. What they don’t tell you is that there is no box.
  5. That law review leads to document review. If you want to do real work, take a clinic or something.
  6. Your clients will hate you. They will think they are smarter than you. They will try to tell you what to do.
  7. How to deal with #6 above.
  8. Most judges haven’t practiced in a while, so forgive them if they make stuff up as they go along.
  9. Caselaw and precedent may or may not mean much until you get to an appellate court. And even then…
  10. Finally, no matter how long you practice or what you do, there will always be more to learn and ways to better yourself.

I would add:

11.  Whatever you do, make friends with the ladies at the clerk’s office.  They can save your butt.

12.  Whatever you do, make friends with the judge’s secretary, same deal as above.

13.  Take cookies, doughnuts, candy, whatever, to both of the above.

14.  Take time to teach your secretary.

15.  A lot of lawyers are better businesspeople than they are lawyers.  Figure out who they are and don’t listen to them.

16.  There is always somebody smarter than you.  Outwork them.

More on CPAs in the movies and TV

I had to send my CPA this entry about a TV show in Japan that centers around the “sexy” lives led by auditors.  I don’t get it, but apparently the Japanese do.

Go figure.

No CPAs in the Movies?

Just got off the phone with my CPA and for some reason he mentioned (complained) that when people thought of CPAs, they think of Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters whereas lawyers get the Denzel Washington treatment.

The internet is a scary thing.  Here you will find a web site of CPAs in the movies.  This is for you, Vance.  Cheers!